Body by Jake Tower 200 — If you’ve got a door, you’ve got a gym!
You heard it people, this crazy-ass piece of equipment will have you looking as shredded and toned as the guys in this video in just 11 minutes day!
Here’s the marketing spiel for the Body by Jake Tower 200…
‘In just 11 minutes a day you’ll get bigger, harder and stronger, guaranteed. In seconds the Tower 200 fits on any door in the house or office or dorm. Plus, it’s padded so there’s no messing up your door.’
How much is the Body by Jake Tower 200?
$174.65 USD (inc shipping & handling) give or a take a few cents? (what the f*ck is with the pricing?)
Who’s endorsing it?
Body by Jake and Randy Couture.
“You wanna train like I do? Get the Tower 200!”
Yeah right Randy. I’ll believe that when monkeys fly out of my proverbial and dance for me.’
Who’s Randy Couture?
Besides being in that photo up the top there and having the most awesome cauliflower ears known to man, Randy Couture is a name that many people know instantly as being one of the greatest mixed martial artists to ever compete in the MMA. I think that’s what makes this device so compelling to the average joe.
“Dang! there is an MMA champion promoting this sh*t! Where do I sign on the dotted liiiine?!”
Because Cletus the slack-jawed-yokel is in the market for a new exercise gimmick.
Once again however, the verdict is mixed within the community of reviewers…
Written by Susie, on 07-05-2010 18:50
I bought a Body by Jake Tower 200 for my fiance after rave reviews from the store salesman. I followed the instructions word for word and had it up on our standard bedroom door in 30 minutes. I tried the 11 minute workout that comes with it and it is an awesome workout. Can’t wait to try the other workouts! No snapping bands for us yet!
Then there’s this one…
Written by John, on 31-03-2010 06:54
Yea right you got a door you got a gym… Well i bought this thing hung it on my solid door and wham bam thank u man the darn thing snapped the door right off the hinges shooting wood and door frame everywhere. I was hit in the head with wood and metal.. needless to say i was disapointed. I didn’t give up i placed it on my bedroom door, started to use it and the handle broke loose causing me to punch myself in the face… i had enough back to kmart with this…..
Note: I can’t remember where i pulled these quotes from, but they were from a review site which was un-biased. I promise i didn’t make it up. Honest.
Ok, so the reviews are mixed — why is the Body by Jake Tower 200 a gimmick?
Like most ‘train at home and never worry about the gym again’ fitness devices, it falls short with providing what the advertisement ultimately promises.
11 minutes a day on this contraption is hardly going to give you the body of Randy Corture or a Greek adonis (as shown by the talent within the advert itself).
It’ll probably give you a case of ‘broken door syndrome’ and a ‘rubber-band complex’ and that’s about it.
My FINAL problem (I promise) with it is that it appears fragile and touts itself as being a complete solution which ultimately it isn’t. You won’t want to give away your gym membership any time soon.
The one PRO that I can see with this device, is that it encourages exercise. That ALONE gives it a partial ‘thumbs up’.
Oh, and you get to tell ALL your friends that you pull things with rubber in your bedroom.
That alone is worth the price-tag.
But maybe people realise this already?
Maybe it’s the best thing since sliced bread and I should quit the gym, forget everything I know about training and buy one of these mofos.
Editor’s Note: What do you guys think of the Body by Jake Tower 200? Good or bad, you tell me. Comment below.