Ok, so I haven’t written a post for a while.
There’s been a distinct lack of gimmick-busting, blunt, condescending blather since my absence.
Gym douche-bags globally, have had the chance to ‘shine’ in my absence whilst others training with shakes-weights have forgotten exactly WHY they’re considered borderline retarded.…
The following is a snap-shot of The Australian Fitness and Health Expo in Sydney, Australia from the 15th-17th April.
With 2 tickets in my hand (thanks to Raymond for sending them all the way from QLD), my fiancee and I arrived not long after midday.…
This product is kinda old (circa 1991), but is well deserved at copping a hiding from yours truely. It genuinely helped kick-start the “results by association” phenomena which is prevalent in the fitness industry today.…
In follow up to a previous article I wrote on these little bullsh*t bands, there has been some legal action against The Power Balance band makers by The ACCC.
In an article over at smh.com.au (full article here), it reads:
“The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) has ordered Power Balance Australia to refund all customers who feel they were misled by the supposed benefits of Power Balance bracelets.”
I wonder if this very news will convince those that have already parted with their $60 to ask for a refund?…
#1 Place them on someone’s towel whilst they aren’t looking
#2 Give someone a card straight to their face! (not advised)
#3 Are you a douche-bag yourself? Staple one to your own forehead!
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Thankyou Phon for bringing this video to my attention.
It certainly sounds a lot like a certain REAL gimmick that I talked about on this blog recently :)
Enjoy!
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You heard it people, this crazy-ass piece of equipment will have you looking as shredded and toned as the guys in this video in just 11 minutes day!…
I wrote about the Top 10 traits of a gym douchebag a couple of weeks ago and due to the overwhelming response, I now have another 10 to add to this seemingly ever-growing list!
Note: if you like this post, you will definitely like these
Skimpy tops are common amongst the ‘roid-boys’ who usually have an extraordinary physique (regardless of their obvious lack of subtlety).…
Marketing has a lot to answer for when it comes to the fitness industry. I’m often left wondering who would fall victim to such scams?
But in a world of billions of people, if your exposure is high enough, you are bound to bait a few dud fish.…
